before work

me: im not going to work today
me: *goes to work*

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

"being interested in pop culture makes you vapid and unintelligent"

translation: im a miserable pissbaby. im deep because i smoke cheap cigarettes and take my coffee black. have u ever heard of friedrich nietzsche. im so alone.

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Start by doing what is necessary, then what is possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
― Francis of Assisi (via psych-quotes)

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zanabism:

why do all energy drinks taste like punishment

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People who need to bully you are the easiest to push around.
― Douglas Adams (via psych-quotes)

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fiscal-clit:

but first, let me take a xanax 

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dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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